it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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