How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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