Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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