cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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