I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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