Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
she told me i tasted like america
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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