I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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