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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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