You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
zippers are such a cool invention
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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