This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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