1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
porn star boner night. come get it.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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