just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
