Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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