Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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