3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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