Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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