I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Life is so much better after having sex.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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