1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
barbara walters just said penis...
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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