is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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