I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
third nipple confirmed
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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