white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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