Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
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