found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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