I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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