We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
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