I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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