Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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