I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
