I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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