and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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