Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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