Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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