dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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