dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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