Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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