I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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