Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
3 2 1 whiskey
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