now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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