so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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