If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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