quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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