He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize