he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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