Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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