butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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