Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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