I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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