Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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