I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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