Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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