turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Randomize
