I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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