I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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