I'm eating all of the evidence.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Say something about gay babies.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
We don't watch enough power rangers
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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